Noah

Noah is built around its shape, and you will know it the moment it is in.

The rounded, full underside sitting just below the head and the pronounced coronal ridge around it are what make Noah worth picking. Together they press and catch in a way that turns each stroke into something you genuinely register, rather than a smooth, anonymous glide. The soft, fleshy head does its part from first contact.

There is enough give in the surface for it to move with you, backed by a firmer feel underneath, so it stays easy to direct. Cleanly drawn veins and sculpted balls finish off the realistic look. The dual-density silicone keeps it soft on top of a solid core, and the body-safe medical-grade silicone wipes down simply. A strong suction base takes care of hands-free use. Noah stays an approachable size, and turns up in a plain box that says nothing about what is inside.

Highlights:

• 8" long and 2" thick, with a full underside and a prominent coronal ridge, the shaped detail that gives every stroke a defined catch.
• Underside and ridge that press and catch, turning each stroke into something you genuinely register.
• Soft, fleshy head that registers from the very first contact.
• Gentle thickening through the middle, an approachable size that stays comfortable rather than demanding.
• Dual-density, body-safe, medical-grade silicone, with cleanly drawn veins and sculpted balls, posted out in a plain, unmarked box.

Specifications:

Shipping Information

Free, tracked shipping right across New Zealand. Every order ships discreetly from our overseas fulfilment centre, with NZ Post handling the final leg to your door.

• Processing: Orders packed and dispatched within 1–3 business days.
• Delivery: Most parcels arrive in 5–8 business days. Rural and remote addresses (RD) may take a couple of days longer.

You'll get a tracking number by email the moment your order ships, so you can follow it the whole way. We send with trusted couriers including DHL, UPS and NZ Post.

No surprise charges: all prices are in NZD and include 15% GST. Nothing extra to pay when your parcel turns up.

Discreet Packaging

Your order arrives in a plain, unmarked box. No branding, no product names, nothing on the label that hints at what's inside. Just a clean, anonymous parcel at your door, the way it should be.

Questions about your order? Email us anytime at support@realdick.co.nz and we'll sort it.

You can cancel your order free of charge in the following cases:

1. Before dispatch: You can cancel your order at any time before it has been shipped.
2. During transit: If the order is still in transit, you can cancel it.
3. Unopened package: If the package has been delivered but is unopened, you can return it to our warehouse. You initially bear the return shipping costs; these will be refunded to your original payment method after we receive the goods.

Refund or Return Within 7 Days of Use

If you request a refund or return within 7 days of using the product, a processing fee of NZD $52 applies to cover our shipping and handling costs. This applies in the following cases:

1. Dissatisfaction with quality: If the product does not meet your quality expectations.
2. Personal preference: If the product simply isn't to your liking.

Refund or Return Within 90 Days Due to Quality Defects

Should quality problems with the product occur within 90 days of use, you have the following options:

1. Request a refund: A processing fee of NZD $52 applies to cover our shipping and handling costs.
2. Request a replacement: We will replace the item with a new product or an equivalent product of the same value, at no additional cost. This replacement option is available once only.

After 90 Days

After 90 days, we no longer offer refunds or returns.

Note on dildos with a soft, skin-friendly feel: For an optimal experience, we recommend purchasing a new product after 90 days of use.