Bernd

Bernd pairs a black dual-density build with sliding skin and heavy, full-hanging balls, made for buyers wanting realism with proper structural depth.

This isn't a uniform silicone build. The outer layer gives under pressure while the inner core holds firm, the way real anatomy actually responds, and the sliding skin shifts over that core with every movement, gathering into natural folds where the hand grips. The balls hang full and heavy at the base, weighted rather than decorative, completing the lifelike build. Bernd is for buyers who notice how a piece actually feels in the hand, after structure that holds up close, not just realism on the surface.

Up close, the deep black silicone carries fine veining and a defined split glans at the top, with the dual-density structure noticeable from the first squeeze. Being body-safe and medical-grade, it stays clean and easy to maintain. The strong suction base holds steady for hands-free use. Bernd arrives in a plain, unmarked box, billed discreetly.

Highlights:

• Black dual-density silicone with sliding outer skin layer across 6.7 inches of insertable Bernd, structural realism beyond the surface.
• Outer layer gives under pressure, inner core stays firm, the way real anatomy actually responds.
• Heavy, full-hanging balls weighted at the base, anatomical balance to the head structure.
• Defined split glans with fine veining throughout the shaft, lifelike detail at every angle.
• Soft, body-safe medical-grade silicone with strong suction base, packed in a plain carton, no markings outside.

Specifications:

Shipping Information

Free, tracked shipping right across New Zealand. Every order ships discreetly from our overseas fulfilment centre, with NZ Post handling the final leg to your door.

• Processing: Orders packed and dispatched within 1–3 business days.
• Delivery: Most parcels arrive in 5–8 business days. Rural and remote addresses (RD) may take a couple of days longer.

You'll get a tracking number by email the moment your order ships, so you can follow it the whole way. We send with trusted couriers including DHL, UPS and NZ Post.

No surprise charges: all prices are in NZD and include 15% GST. Nothing extra to pay when your parcel turns up.

Discreet Packaging

Your order arrives in a plain, unmarked box. No branding, no product names, nothing on the label that hints at what's inside. Just a clean, anonymous parcel at your door, the way it should be.

Questions about your order? Email us anytime at support@realdick.co.nz and we'll sort it.

You can cancel your order free of charge in the following cases:

1. Before dispatch: You can cancel your order at any time before it has been shipped.
2. During transit: If the order is still in transit, you can cancel it.
3. Unopened package: If the package has been delivered but is unopened, you can return it to our warehouse. You initially bear the return shipping costs; these will be refunded to your original payment method after we receive the goods.

Refund or Return Within 7 Days of Use

If you request a refund or return within 7 days of using the product, a processing fee of NZD $52 applies to cover our shipping and handling costs. This applies in the following cases:

1. Dissatisfaction with quality: If the product does not meet your quality expectations.
2. Personal preference: If the product simply isn't to your liking.

Refund or Return Within 90 Days Due to Quality Defects

Should quality problems with the product occur within 90 days of use, you have the following options:

1. Request a refund: A processing fee of NZD $52 applies to cover our shipping and handling costs.
2. Request a replacement: We will replace the item with a new product or an equivalent product of the same value, at no additional cost. This replacement option is available once only.

After 90 Days

After 90 days, we no longer offer refunds or returns.

Note on dildos with a soft, skin-friendly feel: For an optimal experience, we recommend purchasing a new product after 90 days of use.