Shipping Guide

We offer Free & Discreet Shipping on every order to New Zealand - no awkward labels, no one will know what's inside.

1. Processing Time

Orders are packed and dispatched within 1–3 business days.

2. Shipping & Delivery Times Your order ships from our overseas fulfilment centre and is handed to NZ Post / CourierPost for final delivery once it reaches New Zealand.

  • Express: 5–8 business days (DHL / UPS / FedEx)
  • Standard: 6–10 business days (tracked economy + NZ Post last-mile)

Delivery times are estimates and may vary with customs processing and rural delivery.

3. Track Your Order

As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number. You can follow your parcel the whole way at:

  • Universal tracking: 17track.net
  • NZ Post (final delivery): nzpost.co.nz/tools/tracking

4. GST & Customs - No Surprises

All prices at checkout include 15% New Zealand GST. There's nothing extra to pay when your parcel arrives.

5. Discreet Packaging

Every order ships in a plain, sturdy box - no branding, no product names on the outside. Just a clean, anonymous parcel at your door.

6. Damaged or Wrong Item?

If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, take a few clear photos and email us within 48 hours at support@realdick.co.nz. We'll arrange a replacement right away.

7. Haven't Received Your Order?

If your parcel hasn't arrived within the estimated timeframe, get in touch and we'll chase it up for you.

We ship to addresses throughout New Zealand. Every order is discreet, secure, and fully tracked - so you can shop with confidence.