Lawyer

A large mushroom head on a clean, ball-free shaft, built for targeted contact.

Lawyer's head sits broad across the top and draws in sharply where it meets the shaft, so every entry registers with a defined edge you feel right away. The ball-free design is the point: with nothing crowding the base, the full run of the shaft stays in play and the focus holds on depth.

Up close, soft skin with fine folds and detailed veining raises a clear relief that catches on every pass. The dual-density silicone sits soft over a firmer core for shape that holds, and the body-safe, medical-grade build is non-porous and quick to rinse. A wide suction base locks onto the floor, a wall, or the bed edge, freeing both hands and putting all that reach where you want it.

Highlights:

• Large mushroom head broad on top and drawing in sharply at the shaft, for a defined edge you feel on every entry.
• Ball-free shaft puts the whole length in play, with nothing at the base crowding your reach.
• Soft skin with fine folds and detailed veining raises a clear relief that catches on each pass.
• Dual-density, medical-grade silicone soft over a firmer core, non-porous and quick to rinse, ready for vaginal or anal use.
• Wide suction base locks onto the floor, wall, or bed edge for hands-free play, posted out in a plain, unmarked box with nothing on the outside.
  

Specifications:

Shipping Information

Free, tracked shipping right across New Zealand. Every order ships discreetly from our overseas fulfilment centre, with NZ Post handling the final leg to your door.

• Processing: Orders packed and dispatched within 1–3 business days.
• Delivery: Most parcels arrive in 5–8 business days. Rural and remote addresses (RD) may take a couple of days longer.

You'll get a tracking number by email the moment your order ships, so you can follow it the whole way. We send with trusted couriers including DHL, UPS and NZ Post.

No surprise charges: all prices are in NZD and include 15% GST. Nothing extra to pay when your parcel turns up.

Discreet Packaging

Your order arrives in a plain, unmarked box. No branding, no product names, nothing on the label that hints at what's inside. Just a clean, anonymous parcel at your door, the way it should be.

Questions about your order? Email us anytime at support@realdick.co.nz and we'll sort it.

You can cancel your order free of charge in the following cases:

1. Before dispatch: You can cancel your order at any time before it has been shipped.
2. During transit: If the order is still in transit, you can cancel it.
3. Unopened package: If the package has been delivered but is unopened, you can return it to our warehouse. You initially bear the return shipping costs; these will be refunded to your original payment method after we receive the goods.

Refund or Return Within 7 Days of Use

If you request a refund or return within 7 days of using the product, a processing fee of NZD $52 applies to cover our shipping and handling costs. This applies in the following cases:

1. Dissatisfaction with quality: If the product does not meet your quality expectations.
2. Personal preference: If the product simply isn't to your liking.

Refund or Return Within 90 Days Due to Quality Defects

Should quality problems with the product occur within 90 days of use, you have the following options:

1. Request a refund: A processing fee of NZD $52 applies to cover our shipping and handling costs.
2. Request a replacement: We will replace the item with a new product or an equivalent product of the same value, at no additional cost. This replacement option is available once only.

After 90 Days

After 90 days, we no longer offer refunds or returns.

Note on dildos with a soft, skin-friendly feel: For an optimal experience, we recommend purchasing a new product after 90 days of use.