Diego

Diego is the one you reach for when girth is the entire point.

This is a heavyweight piece for experienced users who already know their limits and want to push past them. The wide shaft carries real weight in the hand, and the dual-density build gives it the heft of something solid rather than hollow, so the fullness feels earned rather than exaggerated. It sits in the upper size bracket on purpose, not a starting point but a goal to work toward.

Up close, the dense, rope-like veining runs the shaft and feeds into a flared mushroom head with a flushed pink glans that reads true to skin. A firm inner core keeps the bulk from folding, while the soft silicone shell yields under pressure. The wide suction cup grips flat surfaces for hands-free play. Diego ships in a brown box with no clue to its contents.

Highlights:

• 12.6" long and 3.7" thick, a genuine two-hand grip that lands in the giant bracket from first look.
• Dual-density layering pairs a non-folding inner core with a soft outer skin, so the bulk stays upright instead of sagging under its own size.
• Dense, rope-like veining runs the full shaft and feeds into a flared mushroom head with a flushed pink glans, sculpted to read true to skin up close.
• Firm inner core under a soft silicone shell, giving real heft you feel the moment you lift it, without the bulk folding under its own size.
• Wide suction cup locks onto tile, glass, or floor for hands-free riding, and arrives in a sealed brown carton with nothing printed outside.
  

Specifications:

Shipping Information

Free, tracked shipping right across New Zealand. Every order ships discreetly from our overseas fulfilment centre, with NZ Post handling the final leg to your door.

• Processing: Orders packed and dispatched within 1–3 business days.
• Delivery: Most parcels arrive in 5–8 business days. Rural and remote addresses (RD) may take a couple of days longer.

You'll get a tracking number by email the moment your order ships, so you can follow it the whole way. We send with trusted couriers including DHL, UPS and NZ Post.

No surprise charges: all prices are in NZD and include 15% GST. Nothing extra to pay when your parcel turns up.

Discreet Packaging

Your order arrives in a plain, unmarked box. No branding, no product names, nothing on the label that hints at what's inside. Just a clean, anonymous parcel at your door, the way it should be.

Questions about your order? Email us anytime at support@realdick.co.nz and we'll sort it.

You can cancel your order free of charge in the following cases:

1. Before dispatch: You can cancel your order at any time before it has been shipped.
2. During transit: If the order is still in transit, you can cancel it.
3. Unopened package: If the package has been delivered but is unopened, you can return it to our warehouse. You initially bear the return shipping costs; these will be refunded to your original payment method after we receive the goods.

Refund or Return Within 7 Days of Use

If you request a refund or return within 7 days of using the product, a processing fee of NZD $52 applies to cover our shipping and handling costs. This applies in the following cases:

1. Dissatisfaction with quality: If the product does not meet your quality expectations.
2. Personal preference: If the product simply isn't to your liking.

Refund or Return Within 90 Days Due to Quality Defects

Should quality problems with the product occur within 90 days of use, you have the following options:

1. Request a refund: A processing fee of NZD $52 applies to cover our shipping and handling costs.
2. Request a replacement: We will replace the item with a new product or an equivalent product of the same value, at no additional cost. This replacement option is available once only.

After 90 Days

After 90 days, we no longer offer refunds or returns.

Note on dildos with a soft, skin-friendly feel: For an optimal experience, we recommend purchasing a new product after 90 days of use.